please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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