Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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