I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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