The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
