You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
