worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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