he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
