i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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