Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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