Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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