You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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