i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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