On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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