I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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