youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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