Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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