You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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