On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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