he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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