Define "chronic" masturbator.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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