It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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