take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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