he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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