Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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