So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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