Can Purell be used as lube?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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