The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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