yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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