Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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