He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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