Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
