her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I could fuck to npr.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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