Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my vag is so smooth its legendary
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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