The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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