To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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