What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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