Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt