Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just had sex on a roof
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.