The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.