I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club