Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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