You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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