You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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I need you to use more vowels.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
3 2 1 whiskey
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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