I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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