I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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