do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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