Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I need you to use more vowels.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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