bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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