There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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