So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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