So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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