Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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