we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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