why didn't you poke me back
Having a random hookup so left but love u
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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