chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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