Do you still have your period?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she smelled like a LAN party
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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