Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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